My six year old came running with tears in his eyes.  "What is the matter?' I asked.  "She licked me!"  He accused his sister. "I did not lick him," she claims.  He cries more wildly.  "She did.  She did."  'Did you?" I ask.  My forever clever daughter says with such dignity, "I did not lick him.  He ran into me while my tongue was sticking out."